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[chochiyo_sama]

 You're feeling: weary

To your left: an annoyed cat (because I am on the computer instead of holding her)

On your mind: my friend who is the victim of a witch hunt atm.

Last meal included: greasy potato ole's and iced tea.

You sometimes find it hard to: love my fellow man

The weather: was gorgeous today

Something you have a collection of: dolls and unicorns and FABRIC

A smell that cheers you up: yeasty smell of homemade bread baking

A smell that can ruin your mood: heavy perfume and vomit (not necessarily in combination)

How long since you last shaved: I am basically hairless as it is--though I do remove the few strands of armpit hair that grow there when they get 7 or 8 inches long.  once or twice a year.  I don't think 2008 has seen a hair removal yet.

The current state of your hair: clean and sweet smelling

The largest item on your desk/workspace (not computer): the bookshelf that sits on top of my desk to hold all my writing utensils and reference books

Your skill with chopsticks: I can get them out of the wrapper without stabbing myself in the eye.  That's about the extent.

Which section you head for first in a bookstore: fantasy section

Something you're craving: summer vacation

Your general thoughts on the presidential race: everyone is behaving like assholes.  I'm angry at all of them.

How many times have you been hospitalized this decade: none

Favorite place to go for a quiet moment: the dam in Mantorville

You've always secretly thought you'd be a good: TV series writer

Something that freaks you out a little: crowded stores--especially Sam's Club

Something you've eaten too much of lately: chocolate

You have never been: one to let a bully commit his attrocities in my presence

You never want to become: humorless

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