LOL...Asscrackistan...LOL

[chochiyo_sama]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In June I turned blue_jean_girl in for farting in church (3 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-782 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, chochiyo-sama

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: