Asa Is a GEEK in the Truest Sense of the Word

Okay--an honored part of the R.O.C. Jam experience is the "Fear Factor" event.

This event is made by Rick, who last year put bottles of baby formula on the tables and told the kids that it was actually breast milk that a friend of his had pumped out and frozen.  And they believed him.  It was also made by Jesse, Chris, and Nick this year--and it was DISGUSTING AS HELL, which, I guess, is the point.

This year Rick told the kids that he had skimmed pond scum off his pond as the base of the first round concoction.  (Gads, I'm gagging just remembering what all those maniacs fed those kids.)  In fact, I believe it was vegetable water--like from beets or spinach, which chunks of spinachy looking stuff floating in it.  (Looked like algae.)  Chris had fried up a huge thing of pig brains (yes, the real thing), and one of them provided sardines in mustard, some kind of nasty, strong smelling cheese that only pretentious bastards eat, pretending to like it because it is supposedly "sophisticated," and liver pate.

They whirled all this shit up in a blender and gave the kids a 12 oz. cup filled with this liquified shit and a straw.

Rachel and Asa got it down.  Dan actually took one big slurp and PUKED into his glass.

The others all gagged and said, "No way."

I couldn't even look at it.  It looked like festering vomit. 

Well, the last fear factor event was a gross out one too. 

They had a five gallon bucket with about 3 inches of gravel on the bottom.  Then the water, which was filled with LEECHES.  UGH.  They look like long black ribbons.  There were nuts and bolts in the bottom too.  The kids had to find the specific bolt that attached to the specific nut and screw them together under the water, while the slimey leeches swarmed all over their hands. 

GAH!!!!  It was disgusting!

Well, Asa, who is in my homeroom, will do ANYTHING on a dare.  I mean ANYTHING!!!!

So, a kid dared him to eat a leech.

And he did.

I seriously thought I was going to barf up my egg mcmuffin, dudes. 

Katie, his girlfriend, yelled, "No tongue for you for a month!"

(That was way more information than I needed to hear as well.)

GAH!!!!!

GAH!!!!!!

GAH!!!!!!

*gag*

I cannot imagine any circumstance under which I would eat a live leech.

*shudder*

 

My New Favorite Word--all under 21 readers, turn back now. This isn't for your young eyes

Fucktard

Okay--first of all, my new favorite word is "Fucktard."  To the best of my knowledge, it was coined by an English ceiling kicker who plans to achieve total world domination and become a facist dictator.  He's only 20ish, so he has plenty of time to work out his plans. I have already volunteered to be the stamp licker for his regime in return for political asylum from the fucktard king, George W. Bush.  (He does not need to know about my evil empress persona until I chose to reveal it.  Then it will be too late for him to do anything about it.  heheheeheh)

                http://www.e53.org/gatsby/archives/2004/10/  

 

Here is a delightfully anti-Bush site.  Great artwork.    

My cat is also a fucktard.  She insists upon doing all her vomitting in my bed.

I do not understand what drives her to do this.  There are several square feet of perfectly acceptable floor to puke on.

On the other hand, it does make me feel better about not having made my bed for two weeks--I had to strip it and wash the quilt because she had puked all over that.  I haven't gotten around to taking it out of the dryer yet.

I love my cat...but one of these days, I'm going to beat her with a bat.

*I* am a fucktard because i didn't eat supper last night and it is almost 10 am and I still haven't eaten breakfast or taken my essential medications.  And I am starving and beginning to feel depressed--as a result of lack of meds and low blood sugar.

Now, I have to go to the post office and get my mail, which I haven't done for 2 weeks.  The postal people are going to go mental on me.

Well.  Gotta go.  I actually have several more things to bitch about, but I'll save them until later.

 

 

Exponentially cheerier since eating and drugging myself.

    Is this not THE CUTEST CHILD you have ever seen?  Look at those adorable pink fuzzy puppy pockets on her little pink fuzzy coat....and the little pom poms all down the front.  Oooohhhh she is so CUTE!!  I'd just like to squeeze her.

I got this picture from an on-line Nordstrom catalogue.  I am going to have to see if I can scrape up the money to get an ensemble like this for my niece Cora.  She's just about that same size--and she'd be adorable in it.

Heh heh heh

Well, I ate breakfast ate perkins and am now in a stupor.  There was some kind of special that came with two eggs, two strips of bacon, two link sausages, and a sausage patty.  And three pancakes.  So, now you know why I am in a stupor.  I gave half the meat to the stalker.  Then I was too full to want to go for groceries--plus it was a horrible time of day when the stores are jam-packed with shoppers.  So I decided I will either go tomorrow early in the morning, or on my way home from school on Monday night.  I went to Target instead, hoping to get another one of those you-assemble-it bookshelves (I got four last summer/fall), but alas, there were none to be found.  I bought some odd looking stacking cubes.  We'll see if they work for doing the organizing in my computer room that I hope to get done.  If they work, I will be buying lots more of them.

Some lunatic nearly hit me in the parking lot of Perkins in his rush to get into a parking space one inch closer to the door than the parking space directly opposite of mine.  I thought about screaming "Fucktard!" out the window at him, but I decided to save it for a more profoundly needed occasion.

Before I drove into Owatonna, I stopped and got my mail.  There was lots of it again, as I had not gotten it for like two weeks again. 

I also went to the teeny-tiny library where I checked out two books on tape to listen to while driving--one is by the author of The Horsewhisperer, but I don't remember the title.  It is about wolves gone mad.  I got another one as well, which is about some private detective who is unable to detect who killed some guy's son.  I don't remember the title of that one either.  I started listening to the former in the car on the way to Owatona, and so far, I am liking it pretty well. 

I just finished sorting out my huge pile of mail, and I may start writing out checks to pay off the bills in a moment.

Oh, in target, they ahad these hair extender things for a dollar, so I bought three of them.  I'd like to use them to reroo some Barbie hair.  There is quite a bunch of nice, natural looking hair in each of the three extensions I purchased.  That's another skill I want to perfect this summer--rerooting barbie hair.

Not much else is new.  I'm very tired again and may have to have another nap.  I seem to be unable to catch up on my sleep.  ARG.

NO doubt I will be back later to post MORE drivel.

Something from Greabo_Girl

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Cho Chiyo--sometimes

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?  Not wearing any--am in my pink fuzzy nightie

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Literally--the sounds of silence

4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? ham sandwich with mayo

5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Can't affort jet fuel to fly me to one.

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? hot pink

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? humid and gloomy

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my mom

9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? no.  (I love her--she is the Pirate Princess!  And I am the Pirate Queen!)

10.HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 50 years, 4 months, and 21 days.

11. FAVORITE DRINK? diet coke

12. FAVORITE SPORT? Taunting idiots

13. HAIR COLOR? currently--it is a medium brown

14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No

15. SIBLINGS? 3 sisters, one brother

16. FAVORITE MONTH? JUNE--when school lets out for the summer

17. FAVORITE FOOD? anything chocolate will do

18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Monster-in-law in theater; 10th Kingdom at home

20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? Argue politics on the internet

21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My baby sister

22. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

23. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses

24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE/ E-MAIL BACK? sometimes

26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? no idea

27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? George Bush--he knows I hate him

28. ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?  No; I want to sell this house and move  to Rochester

29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?  Yesterday when Virginia's mom in 10th Kingdom died, and she realized her mom really loved her all along--even though she was an evil queen.

30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?  I'm not sure, but I can hear it shifting around and growling occasionally.

32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Slept--but not enough!

33. FAVORITE SMELL? Chocolate

34.WHO OR WHAT INSPIRES YOU? any altruistic acts

35. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Idiots--and idiots in high public offices are especially terrifying

36. WHICH DO YOU PREFER - PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered

37. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CAR? a paid for car  :-P

38. FAVORITE FLOWER? Lily of the Valley

39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Gads, I dunno--about 12, I suppose

40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No

41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday.

42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I do not recall doing anything

43. HOW MANY PROVINCES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? I have never lived in a province.  I have lived in the state of Minnesota (bordering on the state of despair) all of my life

44. HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? Hmmm.  I do not know if I've lived in ANY cities--I've lived in several towns: Ellendale, Geneva, Owatonna, Claremont, West Conord, Winona. 

45. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? One

46. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU VISITED? Just the one

47. YOUR DREAM VACATION? I would like to stay in a nice little cabin at the edge of the ocean--for a month or so--and watch the sun rise over the water in the morning and set over the water at night.  It might have to be at the very end of a penninsula.  heheheh

48. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST? The very first was a P.O.S. Chevy station wagon.  Then I had a salmon Pink 1962 Buick LeSabre, then I had a big old Buick Park Avenue, then a 1986 Buick Century, and NOW I have a 2000 Buick Century.

49. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Naeve Hospital, Albert Lea, Minnesota

50. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? Hmmm....well, reality speaking, Rochester.  Fantasy speaking, I would like to rotate between locations in Paris, Ireland, Tokyo, somewhere in the English countryside, and Greece.