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Tooooooooooooooooo Loooooooooooooong meme
Apr. 20th, 2009 11:43 am1) Full name: cheryl lynn h*****
2) Birthday: November 21, 1954
3) Last time you showered: uh.....................probably way back before Christmas when I was in a hotel in Mankato. I took a bath yesterday afternoon, though.
4) What colour trousers do you have on right now? blue
5) What is the last thing you said? I just asked lucas and Zach, "What is the last thing I said?" because I didn't remember so, now the last thing I said is "What was the last thing I said." Though I think I said "thank you" after they told me they couldn't remember.
6) What is the colour of your computer desk? brown faux wood
7) What song are you listening to right now? no music is playing here...wait...Susan Boyle singing "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables.
9) Last thing you ate? Raisin bran crunch with milk
10) Weirdest name you have ever heard: Ima Pigg and Ura Pigg. Daughters of some smart ass Texas governor back in the day (saw it on A&E once) Moon Unit Zappa and Zowie Bowie come close too.
11) Favourite radio station: NPR
12) If you were a crayon, what colour would you be: fuscia or silver
13) Last movie you saw? I think it was Knowing.
14) Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? I have to find some
15) Have you ever really been in love? I thought i was, once. Now, I suspect I was just very young and stupid.
16) Who do you wanna marry right now? Only someone who loves me truly for who I am, someone who looks at me and sees beauty instead of a fat old gimpy lady.
17) Last book you read? hmmm....good question. I can't remember.
18) Do you have a pager? wtf would i want a pager for? I don't deal drugs!
19) Lava lamp? I think i have a barbie sized one. does that count?
20) How many bud's on buddy list? several really high quality people whom I shall not demean by assigning them anything as crass as a number.
21) What's the weather? cloudy, 40 degrees, wet
22) Brandy or Monica? I prefer Joan Baez to either.
23) What did you do last night? set up my prizes for the winning homerooms (from the Easter baggie hunt) and played with my kitties
24) Have you ever been skinny dipping? it is on my bucket list
25) Who are you talking to online right now? no-one
27) Your screen name right now? cho chiyo
28) Sexiest thing about the opposite sex? their minds
29) If you had a genie what wishes would you make? (1) win an obscenely huge lottery jackpot so I can pay off all the debts of my family members, build an addition on ROC that contains a *real* library, a swimming pool, a pool and bowling alley, and a dormitory with a nice cozy apartment within it for me and my cats, begin scholarship programs for all my students who want to attend college, enlarge my own classroom and furnish it in very comfortable furniture, including a big comfy recliner for myself, and providing all my colleagues with massive raises. LOL. (2) hire someone to record all of Brett_Joyce's rude vicious nasty unkind tirades for a month, then tie him to a chair and force him to listen to himself over and over again, for a month while allowed to eat only bread and water. lol (3) Cures for all the nasty diseases of the world...
30) Favourite CD/s: It's a tie between my complete works of Joan Baez and my complete works of John Denver.
31) Where ya going tomorrow? Hi ho hi ho it's off to school I'll go...
32) Who do you most admire? Jay Martini, Dan Corcoran, and Monessa Overby
33) Fav. favourite? favorite what?
34) Do you like the person who sent this to you? I found it in Claire's lj, and yes, I like her very much--I don't like it when she talks about gross things, though (such as vaginal secretions, etc.)
35) If you were stuck on a deserted island who, would you want to be there with you? A doctor, a dentist, a chef, a body guard, a big game hunter (just in case), my cats, a veterinarian, and a construction crew.
36) Would you pierce your nose?i don't mind them on others, but not for me.
37) Be serious or funny? be seriously funny
38) Boxers or briefs? i prefer granny panties to either.
39) Whole or Skim Milk? 1 % lower fat than whole milk, tastier than skim
40) Single or taken? single
41) Simple or complicated? complicated
42) Law or anarchy? enlightened anarchy
43) Grey or Gray? gray
44) Night or Day? night
45) Colour or black-and-white photos? both have their own beauty
46) sunrise or sunset? I like both
47) Rap or Rock? Rock, because Rap is CRAP
48) Stay up late or get up early? stay up late. very late. til dawn in fact
49) Bath or shower? bath
50) Is it POP or SODA? To be annoying, I call it sodapop.
53) What came first the chicken or the egg? 1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was in the beginning with God. 3 All things came into being through Him, and apart from Him nothing came into being that has come into being. 4 In Him was life, and the life was the Light of men. 5 The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.
54) Tall or short guys/girls? Nice guys who work hard and respect others--tall, short, fat, thin, young, old, rich, poor, black, white, yellow, brown, green, or purple doesn't matter.
55) Sun or moon? moon
56) Emerald or ruby? ruby
57) Trousers or shorts? depends on the weather.
58) Left or right? left (the radical left if possible)
59) 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? definitely a good good friend.
60) Vanilla or chocolate ice cream? vanilla
61) Britney or christina? ewwwww neither, thank you.
62) Green beans or carrots? hard to choose--both are delicious. Carrots are probably more versatile. I put them in everything.
63) Low fat or fat free? low fat
64) hair in pony tail or leave it down? Too short to matter now--but a pony tail if it were long as I don't like it in my face.
65) Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? I really don't like jewelry of any kind except for an occasional pin or significant metaphorical object, like my 100,000 years of good luck pendant.
66) Kids or no kids: no children have sprung from my loins, but I feel deeply connected to my many many students
67) Dogs or cats? cats...oh, yes. CATS. Descended from the great Egyptian goddess Bastet...CATS rule...dogs....drool and lick their gonads. eww.
68) Half full or half empty? depends on the situation.
69) Mustard or Ketchup? ketchup. Except on turkey sandwich meat sandwiches. Those require mustard and mayo.
71) Newspaper or magazine? book, please.
72) Catsup or Ketchup? ketchup
73) Sandals or trainers? nekkid feet are best, but I wear "trainers"
74) Wonder or amazement? wonder and amazement seem to go hand in hand...
75) Red car or white car? red
76) Happy and poor or rich and sad? happy, of course.
77) Singing or dancing? singing, as a total klutz in addition to being a cripple, dancing is not my forte.
78) Hug or kiss? kisses AND hugs
79) Corduroy or plaid? soft brown corduroy
80) Happy or sad? happy
81) Live or die? live live live, then die old and used up
82) Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? Johnny Depp or Dennis Quaid
83) Fav person online: How can I choose? All of my on-line friends are spectacular.
85) Fav movie; star wars (the very first one shown, not all the crap sequels and prequels) and the Rundown and Move Over darling.
86) Fav. Drink: Diet Coke and water
87) Fav. Actor: Johnny Depp
88) Fav. Actress: Doris Day, Jeanine Garafulo
