Writer's Block: Back to the Future

[chochiyo_sama]

I'd go back to the day when that nasty entitled bitch ran down Goldie Jeanne and shoot her in the face with my dad's shot gun before she hit him.  Then I would go to her house and do the same to her asshole son before he got the chance to bury any more kittens up to their necks and run them over with the lawn mower or beat his pregnant girlfriend so bad that she lost her baby and later kill her by chasing her down and running her off the road after he beat her again.  The world would be much better off with more kittens and less bastards like them.

Sometimes, homocidal rage is the only thing that makes sense.

Comments

[the_godiva]

I'd go back to right after high school graduation and become a lawyer instead of a teacher, then I'd get you off for doing a public service for removing the above named assholes from society.

If anyone had done any of those things in my neighborhood, that's exactly what would have happened to them. But I wouldn't get caught.

And ditto for puppies. Love dem puppies.

(Honestly, I'd go back to the night I brought Caesar in to the emergency. I'd stay with him. And when the diagnosis came in, I'd force the vet to release him to me so he could die at home in his own bed. Bitch.)

[chochiyo-sama.livejournal.com]

I know you would go back and relive that time with Caesar. He was a good doggie, and I know he knew you loved him. He's hanging out with my kitties and doggies at the rainbow bridge.