My nano--the third start. 732 words
Nov. 4th, 2008 10:47 pmOkay--I have decided to just start writing whatever came to my mind. I'm going with the idea of the kid with the shitty parents posting on an internet blog. I am way behind of the word count that I should have to make it to 50,000 words, but at least I've started. And since it is in the style of a blog, it will work out just fine-- I don't really have to worry to much about plot and what not. The kid's life will just unfold.
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January 1: Just after midnight.
Happy freaking New Year.
I’m writing my first entry of the new year (actually my first entry EVER) from my Fortress of Solitude. You know. The closet. It’s a scenic location. When the evil overlords (my parents) were both at work (I’m on Christmas vacation, you know), I pulled the Dirt Devil in here and sucked up all the spider webs and presumably all the spiders as well. I’m sure I missed a few, but maybe I scared them away with the massive suckage death of their friends and families. Or else they owe me a debt of gratitude for slaughtering their family and friends.
Some of us would be a lot better off without our families or our family friends.
I discovered something kind of cool when I was hiding out in here when the old man was on a rampage last summer. There is a false back in my closet. It’s pretty much just a thin board that was jammed in there. You can jiggle it loose pretty easy and tilt it so you can crawl behind it. It isn’t a very big space back here, and the ceiling slants down to the back because the stairway to the attic is above this closet. Fortunately, I am not bothered by claustrophobia. The dark freaks me just a little, so I …uh…appropriated some of those little round lights that operate on batteries. I also have three flashlights and a shit load of batteries.
Where did I get all this light producing stuff, you ask? Well, if I don’t tell you, you don’t have to worry about being killed to assure your silence and being buried in a shallow grave. Ha. Just kidding. Mostly.
Lately the dark lord has been entertaining himself by busting up my shit. It’s a nice change of pace for him from kicking my ass, I suppose. So, I’ve been moving some of my good shit into my little fortress. There ain’t much room in it, but there’s room for my favorite books, my laptop and a couple of my old stuffed animals (hey--my pink bunny is very important to me) and some other embarrassing shit that I am not going to mention right out here in public. (No it isn’t anything nasty. Wash your mind out with some bleach or something.)
There is also a place in here where I can store my small stash of cash. I ain’t telling where. But I will say that you could never find it so nyah nyah nyah.
So I got distracted.
I will be sleeping in my Fortress of Solitude tonight as the Evil Overlord is on a rampage. He has fueled himself up with beer and Captain Morgan and some really cheap bubbly wine. Mixing all that shit is bound to make him even meaner than usual. I could see the signs and I got the hell out of there.
Signs that the old man is about to fuck somebody up:
- His eyes go kinda flat. Like there is no life in them any more--no soul back behind them.
- His jaw bulges and he grits his teeth
- His nostrils flare and he starts breathing harder.
- He gets fidgety and you can see that he is riling himself up.
- He picks out his victim and just stares at them. As his nostrils flare. And he breathes harder.
When you see these things happening, you know it is time to grab whatever shit you want to preserve and get the hell out of there.
So, while he was in the bathroom taking a piss, I grabbed my bowl of popcorn and my can of soda and headed up to the Fortress. I prefer not to start the new year with something broken, like my arm or my neck or my face.
I’ve made myself a nice cozy nest in my fortress out of a couple of sleeping bags and some cushions from an old couch somebody put out on the curb with a free sign on it. They were a little hard to sneak into the house, but I found a way.
I put them in big black garbage bags and shoved them under the porch. Then, when I got home from school, I was able to smuggle them in because mom was at work and the evil overlord was passed out in his chair.