ARRGH!

So the first thing that meets my eyes as I fire up the old internet today is "Who did Jake pick, Vienna or Tenley?"

Well, my first thought is, Those names cannot be for real.  Who names their kid VIENNA?  Or Tenley?  Does she have a little brother named Twoley?  Threeley?  Fiveley?  Geez.

My second thought is Who the hell CARES?  I cannot believe people actually watch that shit.  Jeez.  Read a book or something.  ANYTHING!  Trim your toenails.  Pluck the dead leaves off your plants.  Do a crossword puzzle.  ANYTHING but watch those stupid (un)reality shows.  Please for the love of all that is holy.   

Why can't someone declare Jihad on reality TV?  That's a holy war I could support.  I'm not quite read to strap several sticks of dynamite to my chest and walk onto the set of The Bachelor, but I'd be willing to pass out pamphlets decrying it as the downfall of civilization.