And fresh from the WTF department...

Libya declares jihad against....SWITZERLAND????

Yeah.  Those damned Swiss.  Always stirring up trouble.  LOL.

Seriously though.  This is true.  Apparently Muommar's son and his wife got arrested for assaulting their servants while in Switzerland. 

This pissed off old Pappy Gadhafi who immediately refused to issue visas to the infidel Swiss and pulled shitloads of money out of the Swiss banks.

I suppose he figured EVERYONE knows that a servant needs a good beating every now and then  to keep  them in line.

Sigh.

Jihad.  Against Switzerland.

Seriously.

If it weren't so stupid, it would be funny.