How to Hug a Baby
Dec. 6th, 2008 07:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
I got this in email and thought it was too cute to resist passing along. LOL