I JUST INHALED A BUG

[chochiyo_sama]

It was an annoying gnat that was fluttering around my screen.

I was just beginning to think about squishing it when it flew directly up my nostril....where I assume it intends to spawn, make me insane, and devour my brain.

Dammit!

(I just thought you should know...)

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[bloodshoes.livejournal.com]

i was taking a hit from the gravity bong last night. so i clear th hit, bringing th water all th way up to my lips and even inside my mouth just a little. so as i pull away, there's something stuck between my lips.

A DEAD FLY.

i wanted nothing but death at that point; death, the death of the fly (which was already dead), the death of all those in close proximity, and whichever motherfucker thinks it's funny to put dead flies in water bongs.

th poor thing. drowned and eaten by a stoner.

Yuk....

[chochiyo-sama.livejournal.com]

Well, perhaps, since he was in a bong, he died happy.

heh heh

My gnat was suffocated in mucous.

EWWWWW.