I HATE MONEY.
I HATE PAYING BILLS.
I HATE INTEREST AND LATE CHARGES.
I HATE THE FEDERAL MINT.
I HATE EVERY PENNY, NICKLE, DIME, AND QUARTER THAT EXISTS.
I HATE PAPER MONEY.
I HATE CHECKS.
I HATE STAMPS AND ENVELOPES.
I ESPECIALLY HATE CREDIT CARDS.
Bills suck.